legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS
offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

Guardian of the Galaxy spoilers 

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome, via cas-and-his-trenchcoat)

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ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

(via thearmycolonel)

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queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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brooklynboobala:

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.

(via teamwinchesterbros)

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